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[Jun. 26th, 2006|10:58 pm] |
i'd like to share a painting that i did for the one and only andy freeman. its some pretty clouds.
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[May. 10th, 2006|06:15 am] |
1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written. |
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[May. 3rd, 2006|11:29 am] |
Eau Claire is beautiful.
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[Apr. 21st, 2006|02:23 pm] |
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| | Start Wearing Purple | ] |
so i had this assignment for english in which we are analyzing slang words, and we had to ask people we knew what kinds of negative names they call people of the opposite sex. then today in class we compiled all of the data we took, and our teacher typed up all of the names. it was possibly the most fun i had in that class all semester. its also the most vulgar ive ever been in a class (with teacher approval) id like to share with you some of my favorites that made the list. The names for the girls were by far the more enjoyable ones.
For callin the girls: Feminazi, Battered twat, Slutty McSlut, Filthy ten cent trash bag whore, I-wouldn’t-even-stick-it-in-her-mouth, Cum receptacle, Sammich-bitch, Labia-flauntin tease, Bake-me-somfin’-fo’-I’-slap-youse, Cunt punter, Bag of AIDS, Punching bag, Day old salmon crotch, and Skittle tits.
For callin the guys: Mr. Smallballs, Walking STD, STD grab bag, Chronic masturbator, Scrot (not sure what this one means though)
There were many more, i just thought id give you a sample of what i got to enjoy today in English...you labia-flauntin teases. |
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[Apr. 13th, 2006|11:21 am] |
Wizards Community Forums <boards@wizards.com> to me
More options 1:01 am (8 hours ago)
Hello Inugakalilikut,
We at Wizards Community would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
- thank you wizards of the coast. you rock. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 29th, 2006|12:20 am] |
i am bored and now awake from writing a shitty paper. so here is a dinosaur fight for all of your enjoyment.
rarr. |
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| why the fuck not. my life in song titles. |
[Mar. 5th, 2006|07:04 pm] |
Bob Dylan
Describe yourself: Too Much of Nothing
How do some people feel about you: The Hurricane
How do you feel about yourself: Tangled up in Blue
Ex-boyfriends/girlfriends: Most Likely You Go Your Way and Ill Go Mine
Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend/crush: Ill be Your Baby Tonight
Describe where you want to be: All Along the Watchtower
Describe how you live: Forever Young
Describe how you love: Like A Rolling Stone
What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Million Dollar Bash
Share a few words of Wisdom: This Wheel's on Fire
Now say goodbye: Restless Farewell |
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[Mar. 5th, 2006|01:27 am] |
| [ | music |
| | bad plus - Boo-wah | ] |
you know what i enjoy? zombies. in any context really. zombie movies, games, anything. and zombie movies may be the most enjoyable genre of movie ever. just watched land of the dead, and while it is a terrible movie, it is most enjoyable nonetheless. but it is late, and i am awake and bored, so here are my favorite zombie movies.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
an amazing remake. though i am ashamed to admit i have never seen the original, i feel as though this is the epitome of a good zombie movie. there are shameless amount of blood, plenty of zombie deaths, plenty of zombies killing people, and homemade tanks. throw in some bad catchphrases and some great lines, and you have yourself one hell of a zombie movie. and ving rhames is kickass with a shotgun too. plus its based in milwaukee. woot.
28 Days Later... (2002)
a classic. while not truly a zombie film (the "zombies" arent really dead), this is one hell of a good film. besides the fact that the there is some badass action and zombie killing, the movie itself is extremely well done. the zombies are different too, becoming real fast and even more scary then the classic zombies we know and love. everyone agrees this is a damn good film, and you should too. tire iron to the face!!!
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
what an amazing parody and homage to zombies. a great combination of love, comedy, and disemboweling. full of excellent lines, as well as being well made make this a must on the list.
honestly, i expected this list to go longer. but i am tired, or at the least bored with this. what a short attention span i have. oh well, mayebe ill continue this later. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2006|12:18 am] |
| [ | music |
| | Jonathan Delehanty | ] |
well, ive found it hits me in waves. because right now, i miss ryley so much, and i feel so alone in my dorm room in the dark. and ive pretty much spent the past hour in which i should have been studying drawing on a piece of wood i use to set my monitor on. mainly writing things like song lyrics, but i like the way it looks. and they have to do with ryley, so it works well.
but here is a picture of him eating a hot dog, cause i aint showing any good looking pictures of that son of a bitch.
ha!
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| for ryley |
[Feb. 23rd, 2006|04:20 pm] |
heres to the best god damned friend a guy could have ever asked for. i miss you so fucking much ryley.
Ryley Homolka 1987-2006 |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2006|03:42 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  complacent | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Califone - Vampiring Again | ] |
god damn it, i think i may need an ipod.
or better yet...
a dellpod!!! |
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[Dec. 29th, 2005|07:15 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | Rantish | ] |
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| | Mars Volta - MTGJIHA: Pour another Icepick | ] |
so all of a sudden, all these movies out there are now upwards of two hours. what the hell. king kong was three hours, but held my attention enough for me to overlook it (mainly because of t-rex kong fight), but i saw munich the other night, which was well over two hours, and for the last hour or so i just wanted it to be done. personally, i didnt find it that good anyway, and the longevity of it made it less bareable. another long movie that would have been better shorter was the 40 year old virgin. it was a pointless comedy, and two hours of pointless comedy is a bit much, even for me. and now i just read a review of some movie that i cant even recall the title of, and it said it was over 2 hours as well, and very bad at that. why can we just have a good old hour and a half movie anymore?
sorry about that, i just felt like ranting, and the whole long movie thing was on my mind. |
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[Dec. 16th, 2005|12:54 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  awake | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Shadow Stabbing - Cake | ] |
so for my final color class project, we had the instructions to make something out of food. as long as it wasnt alcoholic or hallucinogenic, we could do anything. just had to be edible, and if it wasnt edible, then something along with it had to be edible.
so i decided to sculpt some cheese. so here are my cheese sculpture.
i thought the idea was a little bit ironic myself.
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[Dec. 12th, 2005|04:08 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | down with the sickness - lounge against the machine | ] |
so i come back from drawing, and to my surprise and joy, matt has made a very large bowl of mac and cheese for us roommates to share. almost brought a tear to my eye. so now i am eating mac and cheese. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2005|03:05 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | shit | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Jack johnson - tomorrow morning | ] |
today has been a shit day so far.
and ive got the feeling tomorrow will be a shit day as well.
ive just got that kind of feeling.
i wish i was more on top of things. |
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[Nov. 29th, 2005|02:04 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | excited | ] |
| [ | music |
| | jack johnson | ] |
fuck yeah!
the english paper i was going to stay up all night doing wednesday has now been moved back in its due date.
no more english paper due on thursday!
its like christmas morning! |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 30th, 2005|12:48 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  artistic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Karma in the Life - Beatles/Radiohead | ] |
here are some pictures that i think turned out pretty well. its not so much the quality of the pictures i like, but how the idea turned out. the project was for my color class, and i had to interpose some color where it did not belong, possibly using nature itself to interpose.
anyway, this is how it turned out.
tell me what you think if you care to |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 27th, 2005|06:08 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | excited | ] |
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| | Ive just seen a face - beatles | ] |
im excited! |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2005|10:35 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  anxious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Where Is My Mind - Pixies | ] |
Example of the script of Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson, possibly the best movie concept EVER.
Sam: Snake, what up?
Snake: I don't know, man. I'm just kinda depressed.
Sam: What?
Snake: Yeah.
Sam: Oh, what's up?
Snake: My mom's sick.
Sam: That's tough, man.
Snake: You got a cigarette?
Sam: I think so, hold up. (he checks) Yeah snake, right here, here you go.
(He gives cigarette to snake)
Snake: Thanks. Light it up for me, you know I ain't got no hands.
Sam: Oh, yeah, sho'nuff.
(He lights it)
Snake: Thanks.
(Silence)
Sam: So, sorry about your mom.
Snake: Me too, man, me too. (The Snake has tears in his eyes) I never told her I loved her enough.
Sam: What? I'm sure she knows you love her.
Snake: But does she? Does she really?
Sam: I don't know, snake. Why you riding my ass?
Snake: Sorry, man. I'm stressed. My mom died.
Sam: What?
Snake: Yeah. Dead.
Sam: You just said she was sick, not dead.
Snake: Hey man, she's dead. Give me a break.
Sam: It's a good thing we're on this plane.
Snake: Yeah.
Sam: Pretty fast.
Snake: What?
Sam: Planes, they move pretty fast. Kind of like life, you know.
Snake: Yeah, I know. (a pause) Hey Sam, you remember when we were little kids and we used to chill together after school?
Sam: Yeah, snake, I remember.
Snake: We were so young, so young and innocent, weren't we?
Sam: Yeah, yeah we were, snake.
(Close up of snake's eyes)
Snake: Well those days are over. HISSSSSSSSS.
(Music kicks in, jump cut to snake suddenly coiling around Sam, he gets his gun and fires, fires, fires, so many snakes suddenly...)
Script coutresy of sandwichBUNZZZ
I have a new movie to look forward to. |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 23rd, 2005|12:18 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  cheerful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Sounds of the Packer game | ] |
tanky! |
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